These Kids Just Can't Resist Sharing Their Mom's Funniest Quotes

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    Text - Hooray Platypus @HoorayPlatypus Replying to @jimmyfallon My mom couldn't find the movie she wanted on Netflix. "Oh well, someone else is probably watching it. I'll try again tomorrow" #MomQuotes 1:02 PM - 8 May 2018
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    Text - Dana Bassett @DanaGrace20 Mom: "The tv is broken! There's just a big 11 on the screen!" Me: "Mom....That's pause. Just press pla.. the triangle button.." #MomQuotes II 4:16 PM -4 May 2016
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    Text - Amber Blaylock @am_blay (Talking about glove sizing) Me- "Some men have small hands." Mom- "Let's leave the president out of this." #MomQuotes 4:17 PM -8 May 2018
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    Text - karen molden @specialk52570 Me: This is hot. My mom: well I didn't cook it in the refrigerator! #MomQuotes 7:20 PM - 8 May 2018
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    Text - Ed Hill @kingedhill Once a waiter asked my mom how she'd like her steak, and she said "in my mouth" #MomQuotes 8:29 PM - 8 May 2018
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    Text - Sean Erickson @seanje867 At my friend's wedding last weekend and was dancing with my mom and my ex girlfriend wanted to join in and my mom said "yeah let's do a threesome!" #MomQuotes 7:21 PM-8 May 2018
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    Text - Noel G @nmMorningbell Mom: Mija, what does gtg mean? Me: "got to go" Mom: Ok mija, talk to you later. #MomQuotes 9:28 AM - 9 May 2018
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    Text - Mads @its_maddie_byee Mom: "how many years apart are they?" Sam: "Sara is 14 and my brother is 26" Mom:"oh so nine years" Sam:"..no I think that's 12" Mom:"yeah I didn't really listen" #MomQuotes 8:00 PM-9 May 2018
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    Text - Steve Turner @steventurner45 My Mom was tenderizing steak on a cutting board with a butchers knife when the preachers wife called and asked her what she was doing....Mom replied "Just beating my meat" true story from 1984. My sisters and I laughed for an hour! #MomQuotes 6:31 PM - 9 May 2018 from Kentucky, USA
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    Text - Tara breunig @breunit The first comment from someone on my moms Facebook account she jumped away from the computer and asked "can they see me" #MomQuotes 9:05 PM -9 May 2018
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    Text - David Jones @iPopEditor Replying to @jimmyfallon My mom thinks the word "fart" is a cuss word and won't say it. So when I was younger, she told her friend that I had a book called "Walter the F-ing Dog." #MomQuotes 12:23 PM - 8 May 2018
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    Text - Cassandra Clark @Cassandra86vfr Replying to@jimmyfallon Brought my new boyfriend to meet my mom. As we chatted in the kitchen, he picked up a small screw that was on the floor and handed it to my mom. She didn't miss a beat and said, "See what happens when I don't wear underwear?!" I died a little. #MomQuotes 12:29 PM -8 May 2018
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    Text - Lindsey Jeffers @_itsLJ Replying to @jimmyfallon When my mom would drive us kids around, she would brake really hard to make us lean forward and she'd say "bow to Mom" Every. Single. Time. #MomQuotes 4:06 PM - 8 May 2018
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    Text - Angie Mosier @Angiemosier When my husband of 29 years went to my parents to let them know he wanted to marry me, my mom said "well, we made a lot of mistakes with Angie" #momquotes @jimmyfallon 6:37 PM - 10 May 2018
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    Text - Andrew Snyder @Snyds_MEd We were driving one time and this song comes on. Mom says, " just love this song! But I'm not a big fan of the band name. I mean 'Black Guy Pees' is just a bit derogatory." To which I respond, "well that's why they're called 'The Black Eyed Peas'..." #MomQuotes @jimmyfallon 12:30 PM -8 May 2018
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    Text - Perkinskiii @abaldguytweets My mother always told me that she never breast fed me, saying on numerous occasions that "she only liked me as a friend." #MomQuotes 12:27 PM-8 May 2018
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    Text - Missy @NitwitMisfit Mom accidentally grabbed the Bible to kill a huge bug in my room and before she did she said with Bible in hand, " Lord forgive me for killing one of your beautiful creatures" and proceeded to commit bug murder #MomQuotes 1:38 PM - 8 May 2018
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    Text - Mal Pal @Mally_D_Ally Replying to @jimmyfallon My mom, in front of everyone including our pastor and my new bf, said they almost named my sister Aspen because that's where she was conceived. She then turned to me and said, "We almost named you Days Inn!" #MomQuotes 12:56 PM 8 May 2018
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    Text - HughVandivier @HughVandivier Replying to @jimmyfallon As a swimmer in high school, my mom would say to my teammates after a meet, "Oh, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" #MomQuotes 12:24 PM -8 May 2018
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    Text - Joshua Barney @joshuabarney44 "Your dad may be the head of the family, but I'm the neck. I really control what's going on" #MomQuotes 11:34 AM - 4 May 2016
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